Lane 1 - Some humor from Steve In A Speedo?! Gross! with "Friday Funny 205: Diving Faces."
Lane 2 - From Gawker "Man Fishing Finds ‘Brick of Unknown Substance’ Floating in Ocean, Snorts It, Dies. Man Fishing Finds 'Brick of Unknown Substance' Floating in Ocean, Snorts It, DiesNot to be preachy, or anything, but, if you ever find a 'brick of an unknown substance' floating in the ocean, you should "'just say no' to snorting it. Especially if you are a 53-year-old on a fishing trip."
Lane 3 - From Gawker "How Photoshop Ruined This Poor Girl’s Summer." Lane 4 - The Boner..heheh! The Bonner County Daily Bee has "Swimmers set to go the distance. It’s one thing to rack up a couple of miles swimming laps in a pool, altogether another matter to cover more than five miles across the murky depths of open water. This week, Donna Gaudet — who could barely make it down the length of a pool when she started training in 2008 — will slip into Lake Pend Oreille at Kilroy Bay and attempt a distance swim to Garfield Bay. She will tackle this often-choppy stretch of water alongside her friend Kate Helms-Tillery, who, like Gaudet, has been training for the lake crossing as a member of the U.S. Masters Swim Program."
Lane 5 - HuffPo posts "Giorgio Armani Sports Speedo In Spain (PHOTO)." All I can say is I want to look that good at 77!
Lane 6 - Santa Cruz Sentinel has "Ice-Pool Party: Swimmers flock to the sea for 38th Roughwater Swim. It's difficult to conceive of the Roughwater Swim as a close-knit race. But as it turns out, open-water swimming is a great ice-breaker. On Saturday, more than 300 participants of all ages competed in the 38th Roughwater Swim. The one-mile race took place at the Santa Cruz Municipal Wharf and featured veteran competitors who share a love for the thrills of swimming in the sea."
Lane 7 - In I WANTEE NEWS! From Freshome "Dakar Sow House : Overlooking the Atlantic Ocean."
Lane 8 - What? How Could You! The Baltimore Sun runs "I hate Shark Week -- I really, really hate Shark Week. If you love Discovery's Shark Week, you need to get a richer media life." Well I hate Baltimore so I guess we are even!
