Oh this looks so bad I can't turn away! It's going to be the best televised train wreck since..umm...Honey Boo Boo!
Gawker posts "Can We Please All Make a Pact to Watch Ryan Lochte’s Completely Bananas Reality Show? It looks, frankly, amazing. Ryan Lochte is Newlyweds season 1-era Jessica Simpson with Hulk strength. He is Pauly D from Jersey Shore without the nuance and self-awareness. He is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, but in a swimming pool…All these ingredients could add up to a spectacle that feels a little sad, a little cruel."